Crime Scene

The Original Photo

My unsuspecting friend Calvin sent me this photo of his partially-constructed new house in Phoenix. Being bored at the time, I felt it necessary to explain the red spot on the street.

Crime Scene

I concocted an elaborate story about how Calvin had finally become fed up with one of the inspectors and bludgeoned him to death with an Windows NT manual - one of Calvin's few vices (NT, that is, not bludgeoning deaths). My news story actually reported it as a bizarre NT-induced suicide, thus letting Calvin off easy. This was the accompanying image.

 

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